Government Oversight, Now Hiring

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Someone to repair leaks;
knowledge of engineering
& people in high places helpful
(must also be able to fix levees)

Someone who's good at mending
required to stop polar icecap melting;
should believe in global warming
(must want to save polar bears)

An engineer willing
to think beyond green
to save the vast escapes
(please send resume via email
or on 100% recycled paper
or electronically please)

A camp counselor type
familiar with folksongs,
fairy tales and ghost stories
not just a cushy, campfire speech job,
must build bridges (for diversity)
(*important* must be able to sing
"This Land Is Your Land"
and really mean it)
(4year contract, could be extended to 8years)